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Thursday, 7 February 2013

Praha noci - Prague nights

Video Games by Lana Del Ray on Grooveshark
For a few years now I've had a burning curiosity to see the notorious city of Prague. Feeling drawn to a reputation of uncanny, 'almost' eastern european beauty well-maintained despite WWII, and seeing a few dreamy looks from friends on recalling their experiences, I was well convinced.

View from Prague Castle
Photo Credit: Anna
Prague old city square Christmas Market
(for more see previous blog post)


On discussing Christmas plans with my auntie who-knows-all-and-beyond, she agreed firmly that I should drink in the city during the holiday fever.

However, sadly my camera was taken from my bag Christmas Eve, so the pictures are a bit limited (finally bought a new one the last evening).






"Probably"...I'm not sure I'm convinced.
Snugglemonster
Finding a gracious American CS host with whom to share a somewhat traditional yet quite unique Christmas was a cinch, and Nigel even kindly agreed to let my friend Anna stay as well. He also had a frisky, sleek black cat named 'Mini-Me' who became instantly everyone's mini cuddle buddy.
Nigel lived above a friendly Czech pizza joint, which sadly we didn't try out, especially given their convincing marketing ploy. Deciding to stay with Nigel for our bachelorette Christmas was a stroke of genius, as he knew even where to find delicious burritos past 10pm.

The first day at Praha was a rainy one, but Anna and I walked around contentedly with umbrellas. We had planned to go to the Jewish concentration camp in Terezin but unfortunately missed the bus. Instead we walked through the Jewish quarter of Prague, seeing the cemetery and synagogue.

The Basilica to the right, the very serious security to the left.
We enjoyed watching him struggle to keep credibility
as many teenagers and little kids
ran around him, even leaning up against him for pictures.
Photo credit: Anna

After which we were in the mood for some authentic Czech goulache with which came the most mouth-wateringly succulent potato soup I've ever encountered. I continued my mission of conquering at least one Czech word, which took me only five days, "dĕkuju" (thank you, and pronounced "dee yhek oh you"). We finally stumbled out of the little restaurant close to Charles Bridge feeling satisfied.

The Prague Cathedral
Photo credit: Anna
For Christmas Eve I had booked a ticket for a classic concert in the Basilica of St George, tucked into the courtyard of the Prague Castle. I only read afterwards that (super!) it was the best preserved Romanesque chapel in Prague, however...being so old, no indoor heating. Not even those battery-powered electic heaters for the seniors? Ooh, how authentic, the adventurous voice whispered.
Ten minutes into Canon in D, my toes were shivering. Halfway though Vivaldi, I was anxiously glancing at my watch and moving closer in a not-so-subtle fashion towards my neighbour on the wooden bench. The melody of the violins swirled around our blue lips. After feebly clapping, grateful for the chance to thaw the cooled blood in our veins, we scuttled out faster before the musicians could finish their bows. People must have appreciated music in a wholly different way before Thomas Edison came around, bless him. I shuffled quickly (only getting slightly lost) back through the elegant dollhouse streets, dark and frigid.






















Our grinning couchsurfer hosted another american who turned up just after having exchanged our gifts (which, by the way, is a story to tell in person). Hilary joined us as we scouted some new Prague beverages, doing a bit of bar hopping and continuing our game of 'dares' (also another off-the-record story I'm cheerful to recount).


Christmas morning began naturally late, without six year olds awaiting the stroke of dawn, you can't expect much more. Setting off to our second home, the Christmas market, we went in search of food and general wandering. We then nibbled on the yum yum Trdelnik and fruit pastries, sipping our mulled wine, and watched the exquisite zodiac clock strike (slightly anticlimactic, but you can't help but stop with the crowd and gaze up).



After doing some more Christmas prezzie shopping and admiring the marionettes strung up about the place, soon enough nightfall struck again.

The skinniest hotel, or so Anna said.




















Hilary's swanky Iphone informed us we should seek the John Lennon wall, after which, receiving no other orders, we swiftly obeyed. The wall was the ideally wistful and contemporary addition to the fairytale city where was scribbled favorite quotes and painted stylish Lennon portraits.
No, I certainly wasn't the only dreamer.






The final morning I rose for a final walk along the river to say what I hope was a temporary 'na schledanou'.


Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Christmas, Noël, Weihnachten, Vánoce, no matter, it's all about the mulled wine

Techno Canon in D by Basshunter on Grooveshark
Last year I had the pleasure of being introduced to a concept popularized in western Europe: the Christmas Market. According to Wikipedia, the oldest known 'Christkindlmarkt' was held in Vienna, but it seems to be by popular consent that Germany owns the patent for what we see today: a twinkling blitz of toy wooden cabins littered with cute but hardly useful craft items, sweet and salty treats to pack on the pounds, and enough holiday charm to convince even Scrooge of the marvel that is Christmas.

However, last year was limited to the cozy market of Toulouse. This year I went on an elvish mission to capture the sparkling craze in 4 more cities: London, Prague, Vienna, and Munich. I will now try to describe the differences, beit I believe they are almost strictly limited to language.

 Old Town Square, Prague, Czech Republic

Winter Wonderland, London, England
Le Capitole, Toulouse, France
Maria Theresien Platz, Vienna, Austria
Photo Credit: http://stadt-wien.at
Airport Market, Munich, Germany


If you know me, you won't be surprised to see me start with the food.
Without a doubt each country in Europe will attest to their talents in cheese and sausage making. Therefore if you are a fan (who isn't... uhh, other than my very respected vegan friends..), there are at least 2 or 3 booths chock full of animal products. Viennese wieners, French saucisson, German bratwürste, rindswürste, currywürste (which is definitely worst, imo) in all lengths and degrees of spiciness.
Otherwise, prague pork and chicken skewers caught my eye, and the round fluffy cheesy bread meals caught Anna's. All sorts of potatoes dotted with spices, soaked in butter, chopped, mashed, punched, sliced, diced...the germans know their potatoes, no doubt.
Honestly thought I'd never need to eat again after this.
Then the French jump in with the crêpes..

But then there are the sweets..Trdelnik beats all. Forget the gingerbread, the sweet german hearts with little sweet sayings in icing, even the fruit cakes and the every-type-of-chocolate covered marshmallows. Prague has invented a swirly nutty cinnamon deliciousness to go perfectly with your hot drink and frozen hands. This is also made in Germany, called 'Baumstrezel'.
This is german chocolate for you..multiusage
Czech honey and wax candles to accompany

I gotta just put it out there that German hardly puts me at ease. When people start yelling, speaking excitedly, or even whispering goodnight, I feel like war is imminent.


However, the kitty city rockers in Munich took the 1st prize for music at the markets. That being said, most of the songs were classic eighties...english.


The guys at the Bavarian village in Winter Wonderland also put on a festive show, especially along with the cozy wood benches and big pints.

More entertainment consisted of games on ice rinks and for Winter Wonderland, a German carnival and ice sculptures.






Uncannily Philip Pullman, no?


Vienna Punch
Photo Credit: http://party.at

So. Almost most importantly, the mulled wine, Glühwein, punch, or svarek, comes in a range of flavors. I found Vienna to have the most variety including orange, kindle, apple, and mozart (the priciest, either because it was the strongest or because it just sounds better, I'm not sure). London was the best tasting, but then perhaps because it was a whopping 4 pounds, or 6 dollars for a little cup versus 40 koruna (1 pound, 30 pence, or $1.75) in Prague and between 2 to 3 pounds/euro in the others.





Anna, our vin chaud modèle

The French gluhwein tastes most like actual wine, which might be why I didn't especially fancy it. In Munich an extra shot of rum or amaretto was afforded by 50 centimes (don't mind if I do).




However the markets in Vienna and Germany won me over with the lovely affordable souvenir cups. Everyone appreciates porcelain over plastic. I should hope.



For those not after old red grapes, white mulled wine is sometimes offered, grog, and prague mead (which trumps any wine) should do the trick.
And then there's the beer.







In each market were sold pretty little things made by the talented surrounding country folk. Some people traveled far to sell their trinkets at Winter Wonderland, while of course some souvenirs were just general plasticky nationalist propaganda. Perhaps Toulouse actually took the cake for this category, being the smallest and less tourist-trafficked market, the target audience were looking for some genuine French quality goods.






The winter holidays undoubtedly satisfies that inkling to wander around old european cities, better still by being lit up by happy smiles and strings of lights. I hope I've convinced you.



But we can't neglect the man himself, Father Christmas. Or le Père Noël, Santa Claus, Obrasky, or Weihnachtsmann.