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Saturday, 22 September 2012

O' Cambridge: Whence comes light and...ducks

St Catherine's College
My dear friend Emma from Toulouse and I took a big bouncy national express to the stuffy little town of Cambridge. But stuffy we did not find.

The sun shone brightly on the green on arrival. Walking into the center we stumbled upon a quaint market where I conjoled Emma into getting her fortune told.
They've got to be joking...?


In the fortune booth. Did we learn anything new? I'll let you imagine.


We hungrily explored bookshops, as we english teachers go as clichéd lovers of print, we were in over our heads. Leather bound classics, english humored nonsense, advice for problems I was then convinced I had, research from only the world's best, temptations more tantalizing than in the olympic gift shop.






When it comes to comparing Oxbridge (Oxford with Cambridge), my primary discovery was fewer bikes exist in Cambridge. Or so it seemed.



Everywhere were grinning tourist traps trying to convince us to go punting (Venice style) down the river. A big 'whynot' won us over, and we conceded to a good argument of good-looking cambridge punters as well as a good view of the historical colleges.

Our punter was hilarious if not a bit...unconventional.


And we sat back and relaxed as our fiercely strong punter entertained us with anecdotes of the colleges, the kings, the king's college, and all the bridges in between.




King's College
Bridge of Sighs




Although I think the real moment of brilliance was when Emma made her birdie friend.



Monday, 17 September 2012

Drinking Bath water


For our escapade outside of the 2012 Olympic capital, Michelle and I ran off to the old town of Bath by train for a day. We were drawn in instantly by quaint roads and gardens. I think I must have said, "How lovely" at least 42 times that afternoon.

The land of Jane Austen reminiscent of old soldiers, is stoic yet twinkling. We stopped at a corner cafe for paninis and found a bench with live music at the square outside the chapel.

















Although..the seagulls were competing and I think they may have won, at least for decibel count.







Then into the grand chapel to see some super ancient tombs, quickly followed by the Baths themselves. I stopped to examine all the coins thrown into the fountains over the last 1000 years or so, the intricate gemstones, and the pitiful requests hardly legible made to the gods for vengeance drawn on slates of stone. People had some great ideas back then for punishment..


As much Latin as I took during university and as much as I adore the gods, the place was a bit too chockful of history for my taste. I soon grew sleepy from the droning listening device and being stuck inside the caves. I skipped on to the good bit--the big ol' Bath.


No "do not run" sign necessary.
The actors walking around (what a job!) seriously had me going. I asked one to take a photo and was disdainfully reproached. "What do you want with that box? Excuse me, miss," (he turned to an innocent tourist) "I think she wants something done with that funny little box." I cast my eyes low and asked her to then take our picture. The Roman women were slightly more agreeable, posing candidly on request.





I filled up my water bottle with the oh-so-famous natural healing spring water (also a great tourist souvenir, how long have we been being charged for water..?). I giggled for the rest of the day, reminding Michelle I was again "drinking my bath water". She humored me, the good-natured friend she is.


I found Colonel Brandon!

My fave :)



We walked on up to the Jane Austen museum, then the Royal Crescent.










There I could visualize the horses trotting around the circle, the nobles strutting on the green, all the pretty frocks and hats on display. We took full advantage of the grass and let our minds wander.



Walking along the Avon on the way back, I spotted a cousin of my own dear Shamu (see Ibiza blog).


Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Wwoofing dans les collines de Corrèze

Comme c'était plutôt une expérience pour bavarder tous les jours uniquement en français, j'ai décidé qu'enfin c'était le bon moment que j'écrive un petit peu dans la même langue. (For friends and family, I hope google translate does me justice).

En bas, vers le fleuve

La cuisine communale
Quand je suis arrivée à Toulouse apres avoir passer deux semaines à Dax (malheureusement les seules photos que j'ai prises étaient des jeunes campeurs, du coup le blog n'existe pas), je cherchais une ferme pour faire du wwoofing. Si vous ne connaissez pas, c'est plutôt un exchange entre les gens, on peut rester gratuitement (hébergés et nourris) a la ferme en travaillant pendant une semaine (ou plus longue si ça se passe bien). C'était prévu que j'irai près du Tulle, une ville dans la region du Limousin, aussi connue comme l'endroit où le president François Hollande a grandi.




J'ai bien sûr pris le covoiturage et pas le train pour garder un peu d'argent et profiter plus en parlant le français. Après deux heures en voiture, j'ai tout de suite rencontré un homme barbu à la gare. On a discuté joyeusement en montant une petite rue dans les collines pour arriver à Moulin Lachat.










J'étais jetée de la voiture (je rigole!) pour saluer une autre wwoofeuse, Aurélie. Elle me fait un tour de la ferme, on a vu la chèvre toute blanche née ce jour la, les chats et chatons, le mule très agressif, les poules (bien sûr un coq trop régal), et le monstre cochon Henriétte.



Après elle m'a laissé pour me reposer, je suis descendue pour regarder la rivière et respirer la nature.
C'était jolie et tranquille (comme vous pouvez imaginer).









Le lendemain, je suis allée avec le proprietaire barbu et sa partenaire pour faire les champs de foin.


On a pris toutes les chevres pour se promener, ça a pris du temps à cause d'une en particulier, une 'Janet', mais je ne m'ennuyais pas, la vie à la ferme va lentement j'esperais).

Janet la curieuse







Janet la courageuse
En fait je n'ai jamais voulu l'essayer (c'est pas vraiment un rêve populaire je crois), mais après j'avais un sens complet de fierté. C'était dingue! J'étais debout, a la top des balles de foin et super contente. En plus j'ai conduit le tracteur, mais c'était une grande erreur, j'ai presque tué tout le monde. Heureusement le barbu a pu courir vite!

le chien policier



Il y avait les autres wwoofeux, un artist de BDs, et deux autres français, on a bien discuté et mangé ensemble. Je faisais la cuisine, figurez vous! Il y avait beaucoup des courgettes, donc on a en profiter.






Mon dernier jour, on a traîné les chèvres à la prairie, où on a trouvé le cheval et les bestioles, et joué avec les chevreaux.


Trop mignon.





Qu'est ce que c'est ÇA??
C'est du science-fiction?

Enfin, j'ai trouvé un cheval! Mais il bouge pas..







La vie à la ferme ne s'était pas si tristement passé, mais quand même j'étais bouleversée de bonheur quand je suis arrivée au metro à Toulouse. Certains choses changent jamais.




Monday, 28 May 2012

Cannes & Whynot

After a lovely stay in Nice, I pattered up into a bouncing bus to Cannes (for anyone who is prone to carsickness, I recommend taking the train). Two hours of dreamy, starched-white small chateaux of Cagnes-sur-Mer, and hollywood-worthy, gated mansions of Anthibes later, I hopped off at the pinnacle of the european film world.

The Palais des festivals
A few favorites
After staring a bit at women on four inch heels shuffling out of the train station with pradas and toy dogs, I was greeted by the grinning Clément, my second couchsurfing host of the riviera.
Clément actually lived in Le Cannet, up in the hills behind downtown. He tore off up the winding road like a natural Formula One driver. I held my own after having had spent a year in the backwoods of Missouri. He warned me on arrival that I was to meet 'Whynot', a pooch a bit 'foufou' but very sweet. ....But very foufou. I at once got the idea as the good-sized pup began to show his enthusiasm for visiters like a kangaroo on a pogostick.


Outside the café bohème,
where I finally found some
life shatteringly tasty french food.

Staying with Clément was such a treat. I can't start rambling about the advantages as I don't want to set up  expectations for future couchsurfers, but you can trust me, he's an absolute pearl.

I will just say, he makes the hot chocolate of your dreams.

And we played an incredibly sweet funny video game, something I thought was an oxymoron.

He also has great rap recommendations.

Alright I'll stop there.




The following mid-morning I lumbered off. The sea intoxicating yet again.
With only one afternoon to spend to see the sites, I took the fast track with a tourist choo choo train.



We scooted down La Croisette and around the sealine to see the Palm Beach Casino, the harbors, and to catch a glipse of the Lérins Islands. The bigger one, St Marguerite, harbored the original 'man in the iron mask' (I don't know about you but for me a picture of a young leonardo dicaprio comes to mind).

The Castle
The train then huffed up the hill to the Castle and Notre Dame Church (must haves of every French city).

Rue d'Antibes,
a taste of the best shopping in France

Similar to Milan, LA, Paris, London, and every spectacular city full of gorgeous people, shopping is necessity. Which I almost avoided.


After seeing everyone and their dog in a burberry (you think I'm joking but I kid not...), I had a fancy to go find my own, and where better than the designer shop named after the trendy rain jacket? My jeans and khaki backpack slid between the Burberry glass doors, received by amused expressions behind marble counters. I hesitated. It was too late to go back. A few minutes later I then had to assure myself that in another life I could easily afford a 1200 euro raincoat, but this civilian had to shimmy on out. After treating myself to a recovery tea and some bonding time with my kindle, I found a charming boutique with spiffy sales and a good-natured convincing clerk. Much more up my alley.



I spent a bit of time then traversing the coast before setting off for dinner. Unfortunately there wasn't a lot of sun, but the breeze was cool, crisp and revitalizing.

After dinner, we assumed it was high time to act like the film stars we naturally were born to be.
A fleeting moment of stardom is good for the soul.






















Seeing the Riviera was realizing a dream, but without the cherishable kindness and depth of two extraordinary couchsurfers, it could have merely given me a bird's eye view. Instead I laughed, pondered, learned about the love of zombies and my animal totem (separately), and felt thoroughly at home.

La Croisette